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Newsweek’s Oscar Roundtable - Trailers [Uploaded for archival purposes]

Clooney knows something about the actor’s ego. “What happens is, you get a modicum of success and then it becomes about the weirdest shit. I am from Kentucky, OK. We try not to live in trailers. We don’t brag about being in a double-wide. And all of a sudden—I’ve seen this happen—someone will come onto a set and they’re upset because their trailer isn’t the right size. And you go, take my trailer, because honestly that’s not something to brag about.”

Fassbender says the first time he got a big trailer, “I thought, ‘They gave me money to get a flat!’ And when I saw the trailer I was like, ‘Damn, I should have just saved the money and slept in the trailer. This is amazing.’ I was like, ‘Wow, it’s got everything I need in here. TV. Shower. Bed.’”

Swinton, as always, has a different take. “But it feels to me like the trailers are not really for the actors. The trailers are for the production to know that the commodity of the actor is being protected. The second we sign the contract and we’re in the trailer, we belong to the production. And we are a thing that gets moved onto the set. I mean, I’m speaking as someone who very, very often doesn’t have a trailer … It is not about the actor, it’s not ‘Oooh, I’ve got a big trailer, then I must have a big cock.’”

“Leave him out of this,” Theron says, turning to Fassbender.

“There are exceptions,” quips Fassbender, turning red.

People are attributing that to Charlize, but it was, of course, Clooney who cracked another dick size joke.  XD  (Tilda Swinton made a little hand gesture that was just meant to be “you know what I mean?”, but since Michael was right across the table from her, she effectively ended up saying “…must have a big cock!” *gestures at Fassbender*  At which point Michael’s eyebrows shot up, and George clooney quipped, “Leave him out of this,” and Charlize said, “Aaah, don’t!”, and Michael added, “…There are exceptions?” and then went red and cracked up.)

George Clooney, I do not mean to ship you with Michael in my head, but you seem very fixated on his penis, so… that’s gonna happen.

James will kill him if he tries anything… ;-)

Swet mother of God, I think I want to ship Fassy/Clooney. what’s happening to me.